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Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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Milton Berle

  A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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Red Buttons

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he’d get a Bloody Mary.

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Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

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Rodney Dangerfield

One day as I came home early from work…I saw a young guy jogging naked.I said to the guy, "Hey buddy why are you doing that?" He said ,"because you came home early" Rodney Dangerfield

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